Subject: Re: i need star wars scripts
Date: 24 Jul 1997 01:29:37 GMT
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000)

Here's the script for Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope


Uh, this wicked huge ship got these white robot guys, and they catch
Princess Leia. Oh, yeah, then theres this droid called See-Threepio, and
he has this other droid called Artoo. Then he sais

Threepio: "Come back here, Artoo! Where are you going?"

Artoo: "Beep, whistle, whistle."

Oh wait! Then theres this black Darth Vader robot who knows that Leia is a
good guy. He breathes like a mask. The he kills the good guy who didn't
know about the plans. Then vader sais:

"Tear apart this ship, and bring me the plans!"

Then the white robots kill more good guys. The luke Skywaler kills some of
the guys too, and theres this short guys in robes who talk high. They are
called the sand people, and Jawas. They are glowing eyes. Wait, no thats
the other jawas. They have a space-ship with all broken robots in the
dark. The Luke skywalker see his burnt up parents, who grounded him. Now
he like Obi Wan Ben Kenobi. So he goes with the Obi-Wan, and theres more
fighting with these guys in a cantina bar. They find this other good guy
named Han Solo. He has a monster called Wookie, a 200 year old Chewbacca.
He is loud as the black robot they are fighting.

"I am the Hans solo, you want a fast ship?"

Then they go to the robots house, which is a death star, and they fight
with the black robots and the white robots and Obi Wan lets the black
robot Veder kill him with his lifesaver. Then they fly out in XWings and
blow it up. Luke blow it up.

"Use the force, Luke" Kenobi sais, and the black robot is spinning off in
to outer space. The end.

-George Lucas, age 5