This list was created by RASSM spring '96.

               101 Uses For (Things you can do to) an Ewok

1.  If you impale 2 on opposite ends of a large metal hoop you have a pair
    of earmuffs for a Rancor...  (Daniel Miller)

2.  Dip an Ewok in kerosene, put it in a wicker basket atop a pole, light
    'im up, and you have a lawn torch!  (Daniel Miller)

3.  Chop his arms and legs off - pincushion!  (Mark Burbidge)

4.  Skin an Ewok for a real nice toliet seat cushion..  (Dave Minton)

5.  Roll them up into a ball, give them to some Jedi, LIGHTSABER
    BASEBALL!!!  (Akira)

6.  Impale two Ewoks unto opposite ends of a cylinrical piece of
    cardboard, and you have a Q-tip for Jabba.  (Akira)

7.  Arctic shoes for Chewbacca.  (Akira)

8.  Darth Vader could use one to buff his helmet with.  (Akira)

9.  How about oven mitts?  After thoroughly gutting them out, they'd
    make fine pot holders too!   (Qwyn)

10. Keep a whole tribe out the back in case your are attacked by a bunch
    of ST's with blasters.  The Ewoks will run out and hit them with
    wooden sticks with bits of stone on the ends.     (Sir Philippe)

11. How about sticking a piece of wood up their arses and using them as
    "Ewok mops"   (Jtrory)

12. Stuff your home theatre room walls with them to provide good sound
    dampening.   (KOSMATOS Odisseas)

13. Tie one above every entrance to the house. Instruct it to bonk
    intruders on the head with rocks, or to build tree-trunk sandwich
    traps in case Robocop decides to pay a visit.   (KOSMATOS Odisseas)

14. Have 'em dig a 1 mile deep nuclear fallout shelter in your back yard.
    After that, the can build a tree house for your kids.  (KOSMATOS Odisseas)

15. Automatic garage door opener(s).  (KOSMATOS Odisseas)

16. Carry your backpack when you go on hikes.  (KOSMATOS Odisseas)

17. Stuffed teddybears for kids.    (Rakelle)

18. Combined rancor powder puff/snack.   (Rakelle)

19. Caterers for cannibal parties.   (Rakelle)

20. Target practice -save the womp rats!   (Rakelle)

21. Race 'em around a track, and bet money on them...  (Sven Marothy)

22. Throw one in the dryer, -fabric softener!   (Sven Marothy)

23. Pile a bunch of 'em up, and then try to jump over them with a
    motorcycle.. WITHOUT a ramp...      (Sven Marothy)

24. Crash Test Dummies (particuarly infant/children's safety seats)  (mdb)

25. Industrial/Chemical testing, ie new Cosmetic products, food
         additives, shampoos, etc.     (mdb)

26.  Ewok hockey.  You'll have to use golf clubs for sticks, but so
much the better. (mdb)

27.  LAPD Targets for Aggression.  Don't beat up drunk drivers or
illegal aliens.  After a high speed chase, release the anger by
clubbing the ewok, not the criminal.  (mdb)

28. Fur coats.    (mdb)

29. Fire wood.  (mdb)

30. Throw rugs?  (John)

Of course we all know number 101: Merchandising, merchandising,
merchandising (AKA Let's make lots of money.)    (mdb)

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The following is the original list from RASS spring '95, that was long
forgotten when the above was made :)

101 Uses for an Ewok  

1. Wookiee TP
2. Rancor toupees
3. Throw rugs
4. Fuzzy slippers
5. Sarlac mints
6. Pin cushions
7. Crash Test Dummies
8. Speed humps
9. Sword Stand
10. Money Box
11. Dart Board
12. Engine Coolant
13. Assault Victims
14. Toilet Brushs
15. Dusters
16. Shark Bait
17. Ragu for your Spaghetti
18. Cannon Fodder
19. Toilet Plungers
20. Star Destroyer Hood Ornament
21. Bath Towels
22. Cat's Scratching Post
23. William Shatner's wig
24. dog toys
25. pillow stuffing
26. fur coat
27. seat covers
28. car covers
29. Ewok-the other white meat
30. AT-AT cleats
31. Alternatives for lab rats
32. Footballs
33  Organ donors
34. Sponges
35. Fabric softener
36. Z-95 Headhunter Pilots (Blatant pug for the MercSquadron "Headhunters
     for Ewoks" Program).
37. Ewok foot lucky charms
38. Rancor appatizers
39. Designer gun holsters
40. Tyrannosaurus rex bait.
41. Car wax shammies.
42. Hang then from your rear view mirror.
43. Fake armpit hair.
44. Computer screen duster.
45. Substitutes for chickens (at chicken flying contests).
46. Substitutes for chickens (when the chicken patties run out).
47. EWOK BALL!!
48. Chew toy for rover.
49. Firelighters
50. Toxic gas telltales (send 'em in first)
51. Doormats
52. Ewok skin hats.
53. Ewok dusting mits.
54. Ewok stoles.
55. Ewok shammies.
56. Ewok lampshades.
57. Ewok comforters.
58. Ewok and Calamari sandwiches.
59. Ewok backpacks.
60. Ewok mittens.
61. Ewok covered dashboards.
62. Ewoks can be used to get to those hard to reach places between teeth
    and gums
63. take the carcasses off endor and use them for fertilizer
64. what if you stuffed them and shaved them, you use them as kid
    maniquins sp? in childrens clothing stores
65. pickled ewok feet
66. StuffedEwok (The incredible Ewok stuffed toy!  Too bad it used to be
    a live Ewok...)
67. A live version of the game Lemmings.
68. Door stop
69. Freeze in carbonite- use as bowling pins
70. mop attachment
71. lawn ornament
72. 'Clay' Pigeons (Pull!!)
73. Automotive Paint Buffer Pads
74. Sex Toys (Use your imagination)
75. Cigarette Lighters (Rub two of them together real fast)
76. Sausage ('Wokwurst!)
77. Furnace Filters
78. Dual Air Bags (crash...POP!)
79. Weather Balloons
80. Missile Testing.
81. What if took them and stretched their skins out over a wood frame and
    made ewok canoes and kayaks for the outdoors loving imperial.
82. I'm sure Bantha fodder has been brought up, and a between warrior/dancer 
    snack for the Rancor. (What did they feed the Rancor when no one was 
    pissing off Jabba anyway?)
83. What about dog food, save the horses use Ewoks!
84. Or hot dogs and balony (however you spell it) for that matter too.
85. Put them on that spit in Jabba's palace.