Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999 04:27:22 GMT From: exwife1@my-dejanews.com Subject: Yes, he's gay On Tue, 23 Feb 1999 16:08:36 +0000, Jevon den Ridder wrote: >RINGOYA wrote: >> >> His kids are adopted and he's divorced. > >Someone track down his ex wife and get the dirt on his private life. Hi. I am George's ex-wife. Queer? As a three dollar bill. Why do you think we adopted? George couldn't get it up for me. And oh how I tried. No trick or innovation from the Kama Sutra was left unattempted, but he always stared off into the distance, murmering about John Travolta. "He's so hot, isn't he? Do you think he'd like my hairdo?" The humiliation ruined our marriage. The many fights we had over his obvious gayness. He would sometimes scream at me in a shrill, high-pitched voice, "Damn it, I must be allowed to feel the forbidden love!" He would wave his arms wildly as if to underscore his point. By the time he made Empire, I knew it was all over. He would go on and on about how Lando and Lobot were gay lovers, and then he would add, "And I, Lucas, am another of the gay star warriors whose name begins with 'L'!" Then he would swing a pencil about, making noises and pretending it was a lightsaber. The lightsaber was to George the central penis symbol in the movies. Except that it was usually black or silver, I would remind him, and didn't look very much like a penis to me. "But its size, its heft! You must see that it is by battling with penis drawn that the Jedi strike each other down!!!" A little known fact is that in an early script for Star Wars, Kenobi and Vader were to have battled without any pants on.