From: oblio@death-star.com (oblio-1)
Subject: guonco, il baltto, il grattivo, il   
(the gonk, the bald, and the greedy) [off, but so what :P]
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 1998 22:53:59 GMT

	scene- a power droid is chasing a droid around a pile of debris in
what appears to be a sandcrawler

gonk: gonk. gonk. gonk geskoya


	scene- a remote location on tatooine. a rodian is standing on a
ronto with a rope around his neck. a storm trooper is reading a piece of
paper out loud to the small gathered crowd:

davin: [chhhk] a hundred and fourteen counties of this planet, the
condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder; armed robbery of
citizens, state banks, and post offices; the theft of sacred objects,
arsoning a detention cell; perjury; bigamy; deserting his wife and
children; soliciting prostitution; kidnapping; extortion; receiving stolen
goods, selling stolen goods; passing counterfeit credits; and contrary to
the laws of this planet, the condemned is guilty of cheating at sabacc...
[gbu theme] 

	quick cut to loft with camera behind lobot with laser sniper rifle
aimed at the crowd below

davin: therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the
accused    greedo bendicto pacifico juan maria ramirez...

lobot: known as the rat

davin: and any other aliases he might have, to hang by the neck until
dead.   proceed!


	a shot rings out from lobot's rifle and cuts the rope around
greedo's neck and the ronto takes off, albeit slowly, with storm troopers
firing away at him.


greedo: (in agitated voice)  baldy!
[gbu theme]

	

... to be continued

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oblio-1
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