From: Ian Roney <thrawn98@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: FINAL RESULTS [WAS (and IS - or ARE?):Most Hated SW Characters]
Date: Sat, 30 May 1998 14:39:40 +0800

policraticus wrote:
> 
> POLLING IS CLOSED.

Dammit!

> THE FINAL RESULTS ARE NOW IN.
> 
> And they are, in reverse order,
> 
> In 6th equal place, each with three points
> 
>     The most embarrasing person to command a ship since Threepio in
>     SOTE:
>     Admiral Daala

Sounds about right. Also wins the 'Picard Award for Obsessive Uniform 
Correction'

>     The walking, whinging dead:
>     Callista Craycomputer

Maybe if we all run around her shouting wierd, illogical things, 
she'll start saying "Does not compute!", spark, fizzle, and
explode.

>     The Han Solo clone in need of a personality:
>     Dash Rendar

Or his close relative, Dash Blando.

>     Farmboy turned mass-murderer turned parricide turned self-declared
>     Jedi Masterturned Supreme Commander of the Imperial Forces turned 
>     misguided bloke desperate enough to get his end away that he'd 
>     follow Akanah across the Galaxy and back:
>     Luke Skywalker

You have an almost poetic way with words, my friend. :)

>     And everyone's favourite rogue's treacherous best friend:
>     Lando Calrisian

Hmmm, this is a strange one.
 
> Running 3rd equal, with four points apiece are:
> 
>     The mysteriously ineffectual
>     Dengar

? Have I missed something here?
 
>     The lank-haired and characterless ersatz Luke,
>     Kyp Durron

Ah, back to reality. Kyp 'the dip' Durron.

 
>     And, inexplicably, the psychotic but sexy
>     Mara Jade

Obviously a lot of members in the AJLP (Anti-Jade Liberation
Party).
 
> But, lying in a clear 2nd place, with an enormous ten points, are
> 
>     The Ewoks
>     And all those associated with them

This was a no-brainer. Between them, they've either got

a) no character or
b) an excess of it
 
> And in 1st place just coming home in the lead by a margin almost as
> small as her personality, with eleven points, is the Official RASSM
> Most Hated character in Star Wars
> 
>     Qui Xux

Poor Qwi, hated by all and loved by none. Except Wedge, who had a 
lobotomy after 'Bilbringi Mk. II - How the Rim was Won'.
 
> Sincerely,
> 
> Policraticus McEwok.

Ian Roney
thrawn98@yahoo.com