From: Morgoth <morgoth@nome.net>
Subject: Re: ********Star Wars joke-of-the-week********
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:08:44 -0700

Why did the Ewok cross the road?

You would to if Vader wanted you to.

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What would you get if you mixed a Jedi with a Ewok?

A short forceful thing?
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From: stephg@netcom.com (JavaJawa/Ember/Talaranth)
Subject: Re: ********Star Wars joke-of-the-week********
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 1997 01:24:01 GMT

Why did Lando cross the road?

Well, after he crossed Vader and Jabba, the road made the profits look good.
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From: chewie@trory.demon.co.uk (James Trory)
Subject: SW jokes!
Date: Sun, 06 Jul 1997 15:07:38 GMT

Q) If Lando crossed the ocean twice without taking a bath, what would he be?
A) A dirty double-crosser.

Q) What time is it when a Hutt sits on your fence?
A) Time to get a new fence!

Q) Why did the Minok fall out of the tree?
A) It was dead.

Q) How did the lizard-monkey die?
A) A Minok fell on it.

Q) Why did the second Minok fall out of the tree?
A) It thought it was a game.

Question:   Why did the Wookiee cross the road?
Answer:     To get the Cloud City Journal. Do you get it?
Response:   Neither do I. I get the Tatooine Post.

[My personal favourite:]

Q) What did Lobot say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A) Thank you, I'll never part with it!
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From: chewie@trory.demon.co.uk (James Trory)
Subject: Re: Star Wars Joke Of The Week
Date: Wed, 23 Jul 1997 23:26:52 GMT

So you wanted to be around when I made a mistake? Well this could be
it Max Silvestri!

>Today I captured a garden gnome in my bath tub. I tied it upside down and
>questioned it, but all it would tell me was its name (beyowulf@pipeline.com
>(Andrew Toth)), birthday (Wed, 23 Jul 1997 02:29:11 GMT), birthplace
>(rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc) and the following:
>>Alrighty, how' this.
>>
>>What kind of canes do elderly Stormtroopers use to get around?      
>>
>>Imperial Walkers.
>
>Why did the Nighsister fall out of the swing?
>She didn't have any arms.
>
>Why did the ysalamari fall out of the swing?
>It was stapled to the Nightsister.

LOL! These are great. Here's a few of my favourites:

Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

How did the stormtrooper die?
An Ewok fell on it.

Why did the second Ewok fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
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From: the.flying.w@worldnet.att.net (Max Silvestri)
Subject: Re: Star Wars Joke Of The Week
Date: Wed, 23 Jul 1997 23:38:45 GMT

Why did the second Ewok fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the third Ewok fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
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