Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 10:05:53 GMT
From: Wayne Poe <louis@h4h.com>
Subject: Last Words Heard on Alderaan...

"Hey....what's that?"
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Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 10:36:33 -0000
From: James <James@Jimmy.jim>

"Jeez.. this weather! I hope it heats up and quick!"
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Date: 2 Nov 1998 12:30:50 GMT
From: Chris Pierson <cpierson@tiac.net>

"Cool! This is the best Laser Floyd show I've ever --"
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Date: 2 Nov 1998 14:28:17 GMT
From: DailyRich <dailyrich@aol.com>

"Kids, can you turn that down?"
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Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 08:49:16 -0500
From: Sean Walsh aka slw67 <slw67@ici.net>

"Oh shi-!" (better said if by several million people all at the same
time...)
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Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 15:38:12 GMT
From: Mark F. Hudson <mfhudson@world.std.com>

"Hey, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"

"Same thing we do ever night, Pinky, try to take over the --"
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Date: 2 Nov 1998 17:45:10 GMT
From: CrnchyBmbl <crnchybmbl@aol.com>

On a Floydian note--and a bittersweet one at that--the intro to "Goodbye Blue
Sky".

"Look, Mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky!"
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Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 18:04:31 GMT
From: c_opy_boy@hotmail.com

"Wait a second, I don't remember a moon being there before."
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Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 17:21:26 +0000
From: Todd Sturgell <todd_sturgell@richards.com>

Im telling you the truth!
In fact, if I didnt make the Kessel run in less than ten parsecs, may
God strike me down where I stand.
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Date: 2 Nov 1998 19:40:10 GMT
From: Kentaro P Maeda <kentaro@Hawaii.Edu>

"H-hey... what's that green stuff coming out of that gray moon?"
"I dunno, but I hope to <insert Alderaanian deity here> it's lime Jello!"


And, imagine this in Joel Robinson's voice: "Lime Jello. They were destroyed by
lime Jello..."

and Crow: "Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher IN: J-E-L-L-DEATH"
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Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 14:22:17 -0600
From: rot6@postoffice.swbell.net

"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 23:00:02 +0000
From: Snowy <snowy@guelder-rose.demon.co.uk>

And today's numbers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. and the bonus ball is 7.
And apparently one person has one the multi-million roll over jackpot.

[Some other bloke] I'VE WO---


KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

*** *** ***
or another great one:

Alderaan Galactic and Star Tours do apologise for the delay but we will
be taking off in just a few minu---

KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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Date: Tue, 03 Nov 1998 00:05:46 +0000
From: Jevon den Ridder <jde2@cableol.co.uk>

It's just not fair!
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Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 16:26:19 -0800
From: Chris Lam <clam3@calstatela.edu>

"Look, Mom! Fireworks!!"
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Date: 3 Nov 1998 02:24:32 GMT
From: ChrisMShrs <chrismshrs@aol.commlink>

"Well, this is new . . ."
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Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 20:50:16 -0500
From: The Dude <jmoses@ctel.net>

Look!  Up in the Shy!  It's a bird!  No it's a plane! It's a...BOOM!!!
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Date: 3 Nov 1998 02:55:30 GMT
From: Feedrus <feedrus@aol.com>

"I told you we should have vacationed on Correlia this year."
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Date: 3 Nov 1998 02:58:13 GMT
From: CandyFish <candyfish@aol.com>

"Welp....there goes the neighborhood."
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Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1998 20:19:05 -0800
From: Cheetah! <cheetah@breathless_drive.com>

"I'd like a glass of kool-aid please..."
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Date: Tue, 03 Nov 1998 01:28:03 -0500
From: Peter Ferguson <pferg@interlog.com>

Hey look, the sun is getting bigger and bigger and bigggrraaaaaCRAP!!!!
Fzzt
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Date: Tue, 03 Nov 1998 01:28:41 -0500
From: Peter Ferguson <pferg@interlog.com>

GONK!

(someone had to say it)
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Date: Tue, 3 Nov 1998 18:35:49 +1100
From: Chewbacca <chewbacca@mindless.com>

maybe: look! its a giant space station aiming its planet destroying super
laser right at us! I TOLD you getting rid of all our weapons would in the
end save us!
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Date: Tue, 3 Nov 1998 09:47:42 +0100
From: Christian Henriksson <tolwyn@hotmail.com>

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorr...."
BOOM!
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Date: Tue, 3 Nov 1998 09:27:09 -0000
From: "Red Hot Comics" <Info@r e d h o t c o m i c s.demon.co.uk>

"No, Jarkko.  I told you I want to wait until we're married"
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Date: 3 Nov 1998 23:56:07 GMT
From: Salfamily <salfamily@aol.com>

"I wonder if a Star Destroyer could take out the Enterprise....."
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Date: Tue, 03 Nov 1998 19:15:59 -0500
From: Erin Fencil <fencilee@sbu.edu.edu.edu.edu.edu.edu.edu>

"It's not like it's the end of the world!"

In an ID-4-type parody:

Some teenage guy and girl are sitting together in a landspeeder.

Guy: "You don't really want to die a virgin, do you?"

In a scene in an Alderaan kitchen somewhere...

"Darn, I burned my microwave popcorn!  What could be worse than
this?!?!"
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Date: 4 Nov 1998 05:27:08 GMT
From: Steven Koukoulas <stevek@coola.off.connect.com.au>

"Hey My cataracts are gone. Doh, they're back again. Oh well, easy come,
easy go"
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Date: 4 Nov 1998 06:07:13 GMT
From: Doc lnsane <doclnsane@aol.com>

"...and I says to Bob, I says--"
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Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998 08:58:07 -0000
From: "James" <pantlord@h o t m a i l.com>

"Y'know.. I hear all these things about the Empire being 'evil' - they're
not all that bad, really!"
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Date: Wed, 04 Nov 1998 11:05:05 GMT
From: roc <roc@psi.co.at>

	Just to satisfy my herd instinct . . .

	<In the Alderaan equivalent of the oval office>

	"WHAT? The Emperor disbanded the senate? Does he seriously think he
can get away with that? Damn him, this is the final straw. Okay, we're
going to teach that usurper a lesson; get out the secret plans for
that Death Star thing and start buliding."
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Date: 5 Nov 1998 13:21:41 GMT
From: Richards B T <c9605208@alinga.newcastle.edu.au>

"Look at the size of that thing!"
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Date: Mon, 09 Nov 1998 05:07:00 GMT
From: Grendel <zcohenz_zpaulz@hotmail.com>

Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow citizens of Alderaan, I as your leader am
proud to announce that we have entered an era of "A New Hope" for an
end to the treachery of theBOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1998 18:26:31 +0100
From: Truls Rogstad <trulsr@online.no>

Now THAT's what I call fireworks!!!!...........what's the occas.......