From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000) Subject: Give Me Pie. Date: 02 May 1998 00:21:36 GMT "Davin Felth" inspired me to type this. Little things regarding requests for Pie. Each of the Star Warriors must get a hunk of Apple Pie away from the mighty jaws of Jek Porkins at the rebel commisary. Enjoy! YODA: Hmmm... much pie you have. Share it you must! VADER: That's it. That Pie is mine. LUKE: Uh, Porkins?.... you gonna eat that? Mmmm-good! LEIA: I'm a member of the Senate, and I'm commandering that Pie. It's my only hope. HAN: Uh, we have a large Pie leak, gonna need this... THREEPIO: Sir, My master has instructed me to deliver this Pie to him. ARTOO: beep beep be bop. CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll! BEN: You will give me that pie. Strech out, and hand me the pie. BOBA FETT: Pie. WEDGE: Hey, man. JERJERROD: Good god, man! Release that pie at once! You're poised to burst! BIB FORTUNA: Die wanna piego? BIGGS: Porkins. Give me that darn pie. TARKIN: I'm counting to three. If you do not give that pie up, I shall demonstrate a little project of mine on your homeworld. 1....2.... UNCLE OWEN: Gimmie that pie, you lazy fat-ass. And fix my Vaporators! AUNT BERU: Oh! May I try some? ADMIRAL ACKBAR: Sorry, I really need this... LANDO: Gimmie that slice, loser! EMPEROR: Excuse me, young fatty. I shall be taking command of this wretched pie. You are not fit todig into it's delicious flaky crust, it's appley-goodness. Only now, at the end, do you understand what it is to lose your pie. And now, fatty, you will die.... JABBA: Ho ho ho ho. Bo shuda, porkins. Boska wanka che pie. GREEDO: Blagh Jabba! Compagne pie ahmpa! PIETT: Gimmie that pie, bitch. Your only making this harder on yourself. WHURER Hey! LOBOT " " STORMTROOPER Uh, were gonna need that pie for a minute, citizen. Sit still. Quit crying. Aw, your makin' me.... Fine. Here. have it back, you baby. And that's what you are you know. A big baby.