Date: Wed, 17 Mar 1999 18:26:16 -0800
From: karyl bleddyn <abuse@pacbell.net>
Subject: [HUMOR] Top 10 things that could go wrong with Eps. II and III (was
    re: Top 10 things that could go wrong with Ep. I)

10. Guest appearance by Tinky-Winky as a bizarre subspecies of Ewok.
(Bonus points if the binary suns of Tatooine both have baby faces grinning
out of them.)
 9. Kiss makes a cameo appearance in Queen Amidala's court in exile as her
personal musicians.
 8. Obi-wan refers to Anakin as "Grasshopper."
 7. ANYONE says "I've got a baaad feeling about this." 
 6. Release is delayed as Babylon 5's creators sue Lucasfilms for
copyright infringement, citing some of Amidala's hairstyles as evidence.
 5. Obi-wan to Anakin/Vader: "YOU KILLED THE JEDI! YOU BASTARD!"
 4. Anakin's first line to Obi-wan: "I'm Anakin Skywalker. Who the hell
are you?"
 3. Anakin tries to make a pass at Amidala: "Come on up to my place and
I'll show you power of the Force."
 2. First line of Anakin as Darth Vader: "I am Vader of Borg. You will be
assimilated..."
 1. Anakin's father's name is Bljsdkfjpqwrpyhrtngdjfsdkjqzzzzzztu Skywalker.

In article <36f7d42d.314467588@enews.newsguy.com>, Ewoks wrote:

> z004799b@bc.seflin.org (Paul Wartenberg) wrote:
> 
> >10) Introduction of Sith Lord Urkel
> >9) If the main leads link arms and skip off singing "Oh we're off to the 
> >Yoda/As played once again by Frank Oz!"
> >8) Those clunky, boxy robots from Phantom Empire making cameos
> >7) Senator Palpatine starts giving the "All you of Earth are idiots" 
> >speech from Plan 9 From Outer Space
> >6) Theme song "My Heart Will Be Seduced By the Dark Side" as sung by 
> >Celine Dion
> >5) Boba Fett to be played by Quentin Tarantino
> >4) Scene where Jabba the Hutt considers liposuction
> >3) Those longing looks between Yoda and Princess Padme's Barbie doll
> >2) R2-D2 links up with HAL 9000 and refuses to open the pod bay doors for 
> >Obi-Wan Kenobi
> >
> >and the number 1 thing:
> >1) EWOKS!!!  AUGH!!!