From: bycer@red.seas.upenn.edu (Eric J Bycer)
Subject: Re: Newbie Jokes
Date: 13 Feb 1997 16:25:40 GMT

Duggy (coe-pad@jcu.edu.au) wrote:
: On Tue, 11 Feb 1997, Rich Handley wrote:

: >The immortal Jeffrey F Beene <beene+@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
: >>How many newbies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
: >>50, one to screw it in and 49 to ask if he hit his head on the ceiling
: >>while climbing the ladder.

: >ROTFLMAO!!!
: >Everyone, I think we just found the Official RASSM Lightbulb joke!

: How about:

: 	How many Official RASSM Cool People does it take to change a light
: bulb?

: 	seven, one to screw in the bulb, one to hold the ladder, and 5 to
: say "what about me, I'm cool... why can't I change it..."

Answer:  None.  RASSM Cool People use the Force.

Eric Bycer