From: gerthein@worldaccess.nl (Gerthein Boersma) Subject: POP QUIZ, HOTSHOTS! 20 questions about StarWars and RASSM Date: Fri, 21 Feb 1997 10:03:58 GMT Howdy folks, Before going to the highly anticipated 800th episode of "As RASSM turns", try this StarWars/RASSM pop-quiz. I'm sure this kinda thing has been done before, but who cares? Feel free to add to this list! (Hint: The questions are not 100% serious). _____________________________ 1. Did the Stormtrooper hit his head? a. No b. No c. No 2. Chewbacca is... a. Han's co-pilot on the Millenium Falcon b. a Wookie c. a Wookiee d. like normal tobacco, only you chew rather than smoke it e. in desperate need of a haircut 3. Why can't R2-D2 talk normally? a. Because he's a very old model droid b. Because Lucas ran out of money to hire an actor to do his voice c. I guess it's just cuter that way d. He can and does talk, they just bleeped over all the profanity 4. The Ewok movies were made in... a. the 70's b. the 80's c. the Beegee's d. a blatant attempt to cash in on the popularity of the Ewoks 5. Real men/RASSM'ers drink... a. Coke b. Pepsi c. pure caffeine d. port e. pudding 6. What is Darth Vader's real name? a. Darth Vader b. How the hell should I know? He never tells me anything! c. It slipped my mind but I'll tell you later d. pudding 7. Timothy Zahn wrote... a. Heir to the Empire b. The Zahn trilogy c. because he needed the money 8. What infamous line, said by Yoda, was cut from the final version of Empire Strikes Back? a. "There is no rice, there is only dough and donuts" b. "Buy or buy not, there is no thrity-day trial period" c. "Hey, YOU try being a Jedi Master whilst constantly having a hand up your ass!" 9. Princess Leia was very famous for... a. wearing her hair in buns in SW b. wearing revealing Slave Girl clothing in RotJ c. only a short period 10. What is huge, round, has a large dent in it, a trench running through the middle and a crucial exhaust-port? (HINT: It's main purpose is to scare people) a. I dunno but IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! b. The Death Star c. The AT&T logo d. Dark Jedi Maximi's butt 11. Y-Wings... a. were used at the battle of Endor b. could easily defeat 11 Enterprise-D's c. Because without them, the plane would crash 12. In which SW-film does Gonk appear? a. Star Wars b. Return of the Jedi c. both d. neither e. all of the above f. GONK GONK GONK! 13. What is the answer to this question? a. b b. not a c. all of the above d. Off topic! This has nothing to do with Star Wars! 14. Oh. Sorry. a. It's okay. b. Move along c. pudding 15. Which book or comic deals with the ressurection of the Emperor? a. Dark Empire b. The Bible c. That never happened d. Read the FAQ, ya damn newbie! 16. When did Luke become a Jedi? a. After he confronted Darth Vader on the second Death Star b. After he confronted a taco at Taco Bell c. After he found out he couldn't act d. pudding 17. How is the Star Wars Holdiday Special commonly referred to on RASSM? a. The Star Wars Holiday Special b. SWHS c. FS: SWHS: $9.95 d. Crap 18. What appears before each Star Wars movie? a. "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." b. The 20th Century Fox logo c. Trailers for less interesting films d. Some irritating tall idiot that always happens to be sitting in the seat before yours d. "All this material is copyrighted. Steal it and we'll sue your ass." c. "The characters and events in this movie are purely fictuous and in no way related to real life events. Specifically, the Stormtrooper hitting his head was not based on any real-life head-hitting incidents." 19. Hey! I thought that never happened! a. Oops b. Oops c. Oops d. pudding 20. If a Star Destroyer left from Tatooine to Endor at 09:00 AM, and at the same time, a Star Destroyer left from Endor to Tatooine, at what time would they crash into each other? a. Never. I mean, it's not like they're on a railway track or anything b. Never. All to do with time-zones, you see. c. Never, unless they're both piloted by one of the Emperors "finest men". d. Anakin Skywalker ______________________ So there you have it! The winner of course gets another of them famous RASSM Buckets o' Turtle Wax. That's all for now, folks. Take care of yourself.. and each other!