From: Robert Werner Subject: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: 14 Apr 1997 23:33:41 GMT I've decided it's time for me to start a thread! OK, here it is... TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A TRUE RASSMER 1. You've participated in a Sith War 2. You've flamed a newbie 3. You're in As RASSM Turns 4. You're in the Official RASSM Movie 5. You've been proclaimed Officialy Cool 6. You've made fun of someone (extra points for a AOLer!) 7. You've read the entire Official RASSM Page 8. You've been fought over by members of the opposite sex 9. You've posted something to a two-word thread 10. You know everything I'm talking about! ________________________________________________________________________________ From: stephg@netcom.com (Ember/Talaranth/Sisihkat) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 05:07:52 GMT You instigated a two-word thread. You have been told to be nice for flaming a newbie. Someone has tried to "turn" you. You actually respond to threads like this, without feeling like you'll make an idiot of yourself. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: Dark Lord Karno Dal Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 21:53:32 -0500 11. You've been flamed by James King CHECK 12. You've flamed him back CHECK ________________________________________________________________________________ From: Rakelle Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:32:45 +0200 You've used the word Throng or been Thronged You've said something related to squirrels. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: chewie@trory.demon.co.uk (James Trory) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 21:08:45 GMT 11. You've been on TV to talk about RASSM, gotten it totally wrong, pissed everyone off by complaining, return to RASSM twice, and then apologised for being a prat. CHECK. What? Am I the only person to "check" that? ;) ________________________________________________________________________________ From: Robert Werner Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: 16 Apr 1997 01:08:09 GMT The Invasion of the Attack of the Return of the Revenge of the Son of the Half-Brother of the Top Ten List Strikes Back! 17.You've been in the Gonk War. 18. You've started a weird post like this. ;) 19. You use a lot of smileys! ;) :) @@@@@:) Marge Simpson 20. You're in or have insulted the JTFC. 21. You've tried to kill someone who mentioned a stormtrooper hitting his head. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: gerthein@worldaccess.nl (Gerthein Boersma) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 10:24:55 GMT 13. James King thinks you're in a conspiracy against him 14. You know who Barq is 15. Amara has hugged you 16. You know Duggy's Prefix list by heart ________________________________________________________________________________ From: you@somewhere.intime (usher) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 19:49:52 GMT None@none.none (Sinewave) wrote: > #11 You have seen the "stormtrooper hits head" thread at least a >thousand times. 12. You picked a side in said debate and stuck to it. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: the.incredible.spaceman.spiff@airmail.net (Spaceman Spiff) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 23:23:28 GMT #12 You have denied the "stormtrooper hits head" thread upwards of a thousand times. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: egm@acpub.duke.edu (Eric Mohler) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: 16 Apr 1997 22:32:06 -0400 22. You bothered to respond to this thread. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: rimrun@halcyon.com (Rimrunner) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: 17 Apr 1997 11:34:32 -0700 You've successfully trolled the entire ng, including people who've been around longer than you have. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: vega@email.unc.edu (Vincent Berry) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: 17 Apr 1997 20:02:58 GMT 11. You show maturity, speak only when you have something poignant and compelling to say, are courteous at all times, and....Hey, what newsgroup is this again? ________________________________________________________________________________ From: roguejedi@spam.me.not.com (Robert Nolan) Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 05:25:34 GMT 1001. You've spammed a spammer. 1002. You've flamed a Trekkie. (This is a must, even if you *are* a Trekkie) ________________________________________________________________________________ From: Halina Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 13:47:03 -0400 23. You can keep up with this thread. ________________________________________________________________________________ From: Robert Werner Subject: Re: Top Ten Signs You Are A True RASSMer Date: 23 Apr 1997 20:26:18 GMT 24. You've used the word throng in frequent posts! 25. You've turned at least one post off topic. 26. Anti-Trorys only: You've called Trory Troy. 27. JTFC: SE only: You've insisted your side already won the Sith War III. ________________________________________________________________________________