From: "Cheetah!" <cheetah@breathless_drive.com>
Subject: Re: A theater full of RASSM'ers (was: Re: Things I Won't Be Looking Forward To...)
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 03:34:53 -0700

Cheetah! wrote:
> 
> Cheetah! wrote:
> 
> Okay, add to it!   <SO>
> 
> ---
> > Jill Marie Fritsche wrote:
> 
> > No one, including the Councilwoman, went to the lobby to complain until
> > they had seen 30 minutes of the show.  The theater had a copy of
> > 'Orgazmo' for a media screening and the projector operator had grabbed
> > the wrong movie by mistake.
> >
> > I wonder what a theater full of rassmer's would do if it were to happen
> > in TPM?  >;)  <Decisions, decisions...;-)  >
> >
> > ~~jill marie
> --
> Candyfish: "Is that a lightsaber or a longschlonger?"
> 
> Çheetah!: "Now *that's* what I call a lightsaber duel!!"
> 
> CCS: "I'll bet he used the force THAT time..  woohoo!"
> 
> Wedge: "Just *gotta* have Miracle Whip!"  <disgusted look>
> 
> Wicket: "Yub-Yub!!"
> 
> GONK: "Yehaww! I found a port!"
> 
> C3PO: "Get away from me, you STUPID power droid!"
> 
> George Lucas: "Stop this thread, or I will SUE you!"
> 
> roc: "Sue this!" [mooning George Lucas]
> 
> Obi-Wan: "That's no moon, THIS is a moon!!"  [Kenobi drops his pants]
> --
> GO!!
> --

Rimrunner: "Eeeeewwww! why is this seat sticky?"

Wayne Poe: "Has Lucas flipped his lid?? No way are parents going to
bring their kids to this!!"

Chewbacca: "HHHHRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!"

Solo: "Don't blame me, I did comment that it was freezing in the
Princess's pants..  don't blame ME, pal!"

Snot nosed kid: "How do I set my laser pointer to stun?"
All of RASSM: "DIE!!"
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From: roc@psi.co.at (roc)
Date: Wed, 21 Oct 1998 10:32:56 GMT

CCS: "F**c you, they shot this scene in Auckland, and I live in
WELLINGTON!"

Davin: "Look, sir . . . droids can't do THAT!"

Jon Palk: "Well, yes, but what if she really only wanted to sacrifice
himself for her young apprentice? Because, you see . . ."

Arlene: "I don't see Luke anywhere . . . <sniff>"

Rim and Bas-Jan: "mumblemumblemumble" <endless dialogue>

Everybody: "PUT THEM FRIGGING LAZER POINTERZ AWAY OR ELSE"
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