From: Chris Layne Subject: RASSM Movie Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 21:50:43 -0600 This thread is completely dead now, so I thought I'd post the list of all of the RASSM movie ideas we came up with. With Sith War II about to be wrapped up and AS RASSM TURNS slowing down, maybe we ought to pick a film and write a group script? That would keep us occupied for a while. :) Anyway, here's the list: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Rich Handley That Rocked the Cradle The Rakelle Horror Picture Show Mad Max Silvestri The James King and I Chitwood 101 Karno Dalmations The Devil and Daniel Miller The Perils of Paula Dirty Harry Knowles The Apprenticeship of Duggy Kravitz Jedi Al and the 40 Thieves The Blue Max Silvestri House of usher Frankie and Johnny Bravo Whatever Happened to Bas-Jan? The Man Who Would Be James King Loneliness of a Long Distance Rimrunner The Man Who Felth to Earth The Trilogy of Spiff: -Spiff -Spiff's Big Score -Spiff on Dagobah The Rich Handley Maid's Tale Cool Handley Rich Eric Mohler's Day Off The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (cast to be named later - suggestions?) Dumb and Dumber (a revolving cast of newbies) Chit Wood (the king of B Web Sites) What's All The Gus About? Karno Knowledge Carnal Knowles Class of Charlene Newcomb High The McMikey Brothers Who's Afraid Of Beyo Wulf? The Trouble with Harry's Page The Brothers McMikey? Spiffballs Harry the Spy THE BYCE-MAN COMETH Dances With Beyowulves Gonk with the Wind Batm4n Returns Sith, Lies and Videotape Citizen Cool Teenage Mutant Shinji Trollers (well, it seemed that way at first) Mighty Multi Power Posters Bycer Mice From Mars The People vs. Harry Knowles The Life Of Brian Linder Crocodile Duggee Xizor's List In The Gutirmouth Of Madness 1997: A Spiff Odyssey Star Trek: The Motion Troller Star Trek II: The Wrath Of King Star Trek III: The Search For Scott Star Trek IV: The Voyage To Get Mentioned On The Homepage Star Trek V: The Final Filksong Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Trory Star Trek: Bas-janerations Star Trek: Helmet Contact The Picture of Dorian Gray Leader Jizz-Monkey Trouble mdb and the Holy Gonk 12 JIZZ MONKEYS: Rich Handley travels back in time to stop the spread of the Shiji-computer virus, which threatens to destroy all RASSM archives. IMMORTAL KOMBAT: Action movie based on Rich Handley's reply-posts. Special Effects are cool, but unfortunatly, the characters are too flat for the big screen (the only character with a little depth seems to be the semi-colon). -THE DOCUMENTARIES: SPEED: A documentary about Spaceman Spiff's life. SPEED 2: BOOZE CONTROL A documentary about RASSM drinking habits (working title was "Real RASSM'ers Drink..") MAIL ATTACKS: A documentary about the mail bomb Rich Handley received. THE RELIC: A documentary about Gus Lopez's life. ;-) SE7ENTY-FIVE: Long time RASSM'er Gus Lopez teams up with relative newbie Max Silvestri to track down a vile and repugnant serial killer that's basing his murders on parts of multi-parted messages. Jedi Al and the Chipmunks. Throw M.A Kribble Off the Train(was this done yet?) Above the Rimrunner West Side Trory Thanx to the fine folks of RASSM who contributed!!!