From: Jevon den Ridder Subject: Re: Weird thought of the day. Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1998 17:01:05 +0100 blur@popstar.com wrote: > > Wedge wrote: > > > "Artoo detoo! It is you, it is...oh, terribly sorry, I thought you were > > someone else." > > > > Small things that can change the fate of the galaxy. > "Sir, there's another one. No life forms." "Shoot it." _________________________________________________________________________ From: "Jon Palk" Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1998 12:53:22 +0100 "Join me and we can rule the galaxy together as father & son" "Cool!" "These aren't the droids you're looking for.." "Well they sure look like them. You're busted" "I'll ask you one last time - where is the rebel base?" "Yavin IV, if you're going to be like THAT about it" __________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1998 16:02:16 -0700 "And don't talk to *me* of you mission, either!" [clic-CLICK!] "You're fortunate he doesn't blast you into a mil-" [BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!] Luke: "That'll teach *you* to run off on me!" __________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1998 16:05:31 -0700 > On Thu, 8 Oct 1998, Jon Palk wrote: > > "Join me and we can rule the galaxy together as father & son" > "Cool!" > > "These aren't the droids you're looking for.." > "Well they sure look like them. You're busted" > > "I'll ask you one last time - where is the rebel base?" > "Yavin IV, if you're going to be like THAT about it" "They've shot down the main reactor! we'll be destroyed for sure!" ... ... ... { BOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! } __________________________________________________________________________ From: rimrun@halcyon.com (Rimrunner) Date: 8 Oct 1998 16:56:32 -0700 "*I* have the death sentence on *twelve* systems!" "I'll be careful then." "You'll be dead!" *BLAM* "Well, so much for the fate of the galaxy. Buy you a drink, old man?" "The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." "I agree. Let's take out a contract with Boba Fett." "Excellent." "Adventure, heh! Excitement, heh! A Jedi craves not these things." "Boring. C'mon, Artoo, let's go." Rimrunner i could go on _________________________________________________________________________ From: Jevon den Ridder Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 01:43:57 +0100 AAAAAARGGHGHGHG "They're dying Artoo, and it's all my fault!" _______________________________________________________________________ From: candyfish@aol.com (CandyFish) Date: 9 Oct 1998 01:38:49 GMT Luke: "Ten Thousand? We could buy our own ship for that!" Ben: "You're right, Luke - this guy's a rip-off artist! Let's go." Trooper: "Stop that ship! Blast 'em!" Han: (taking direct hit) "D'Oh!" Luke: "Ooooooooh no! You're not pulling that old 'remove my restraining bolt' trick on ME!" ____________________________________________________________________________ From: kentaro@Hawaii.Edu (Kentaro P Maeda) Date: 9 Oct 1998 02:44:22 GMT Derlin: "It's possible he may have forgotten to check in." Han: "Yeah, you're probably right. C'mon Chewie, let's go get some hot chocolate... with marshmallows! Yum yum" Leia: "Threepio, tell them they must be set free!" Threepio: "Y'know, I could get -used- to this deity gig! Let 'em cook! Those guys have been the raspberry seed in my wisdom tooth long enough! Go get yer iron bikini, Leia! I'm the God, I'M the God!" Leia: "Run away, far away! If he can feel your presence, then leave this place. I wish I could go with you" Luke: "Y'know, I -should- run! Nyaaaaaa!!" Vader: "Indeed, you are powerful as the Emperor has forseen" Luke: "Come with me!" Vader: "Y'know you're right! C'mon, son, let's show that crusty old man what us Skywalkers is capable of! Where are your Rebel buddies?" Rebels: "It's Vader! Let's get 'im!" Luke: "Hey, wait a... second." Lando: "But how can they be jamming us if they don't... Ah, must be a glitch. C'mon gang, full steam ahead!" _________________________________________________________________________ From: c_opy_boy@hotmail.com Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 03:06:11 GMT "Perhaps you'd like it back in your cell, your highness." "After hanging around with you guys, yes!" ___________________________________________________________________ From: Wedge Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 16:28:02 +0800 Beginning ANH: Star Destroyer scores direct hit on Tantive 1V. *BOOM!* Chalk up another for the Imps! _______________________________________________________________________ From: "Jon Palk" Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 10:55:20 +0100 "There she is! Set for stun!" >>zzzzpratzz!!<< "Whoops... ehm, scratch one Senator" "Whats that flashing...?" "We're losing a deflector shield" "One more hit &"<<> "Use the Force Luke" "Ahem - I *think* I'll stick to the targetting computer, ghost-man" "Thats right Artoo, we're not rejoining the others.... we're going to the Degobagh system.." "Mmm, suppose you're right, it was just a dream after all -plot us a course for the Rebel fleet" "Don't worry, Princess, we'll find Han " Lando "Aim a little higher, HIGHER!" Han "Don't worry, my visions getting better" >>Vapp!!<< Lando "Aaargh!" Han "THATS for turning me over to Vader, *buddy*" __________________________________________________________________________ From: Jevon den Ridder Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 14:45:57 +0100 This one's not too important, but I'm sure AFW will find this one terrible: "Pull out Wedge, you're no good back there." "Nonsense, I'm fi..." _______________________________________________________________________ From: Tycho Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1998 23:18:24 +1300 Jon Palk wrote: > > "Join me and we can rule the galaxy together as father & son" > "Cool!" > > "These aren't the droids you're looking for.." > "Well they sure look like them. You're busted" > > "I'll ask you one last time - where is the rebel base?" > "Yavin IV, if you're going to be like THAT about it" "Terminate her- immediately." "Okay." " She's rich." "Like I give a rat's ass." "Let's blow this thing, and go home!" "Wait- on second thought- too much innocent soldiers tryin' to to their jobs.. Hell, who cares. Let's make a peace treaty." "Come, now let me buy you something." "I'm not thirsty." "Er.." ___________________________________________________________________________ From: "Dangermouse" Date: 9 Oct 1998 17:15:04 GMT Vader: Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Luke: Yeah, OK! __________________________________________________________________________ From: marchbm@aol.com (MARCHBM) Date: 9 Oct 1998 17:53:35 GMT Luke gets stepped on by an AT-AT. ____________________________________________________________________ From: "Familien Betten Aanes" Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 19:54:04 +0200 Wedge skrev i meldingen <361B22B5.65D2C2FD@tm.net.my>... >"Artoo detoo! It is you, it is...oh, terribly sorry, I thought you were >someone else." > >Small things that can change the fate of the galaxy. Owen: Harvest is when I need you the most. Only one more season. This year we'll make enough on the harvest so I'll be able to hire some more hands. And then you can go to the Academy next year. Luke: Well, ok then! Vader: The Force is strong with this one. But not strong enough. Huh, huh. *BLAST* Obi-Wan: Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. Luke: I've got a better idea. Lets beat it! Han: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! Obi-Wan: That's bull. Parsecs are a measure of distance, not time. Luke, lets go home. Obi-Wan: That's no moon! It's a space station. Luke: That's a moon, old man. Your eyes are obviously getting tired. Let's go home, Han. Owen: That old man's just a crazy old wizard. Tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit into Anchorhead and have its memory flushed. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now. Luke: Yeah, you're probably right. I'll do it after dinner. _____________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 19:24:32 -0700 DV: "I have you now!" [Pret!Pret!Pret!Pret!Pret!Pret!Pret!] {FOOOM!} "Good shot, sir!" __________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 19:33:06 -0700 OWK: "Run, Luke, Run!" LS: "No!" OWK: "Idiot..." [FRATCH!] [Thud.] :> * * * * * * "Give me regular reports, please." "Look, sir, someone's cut power at this terminal to the tractor beam system." "Well reenergise it!" "Yes, sir!" ... ... ... HS: "I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this'll be a real short trip. OK, hit it!" [Ffaawwooooossshhh!] ... ... ... [rakata-rakata-rakata] HS: "I think we're in trouble..." :> ___________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 19:39:55 -0700 LS: "Why are we still goin' in towards it?!" HS: "We're caught in a tractor beam, it's pullin' us in!" LS: "There's gotta' be something you can do!" HS: "There's nothin' I can do about it, kid. I'm at full power. I'm gonna' have to shut down. They're not gonna' get me without a fight." ... ... ... "Captured target acquired." GMT: "You may fire when ready." "Commence primary ignition..." [BLAMO!] ________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 19:42:25 -0700 GMT: "Terminate her! Immediately." DV: "As you wish..." ... ... ... PL: "You again. I should've expec- Aghhhtt!" DV: "You have sassed me for the last time, princess!" __________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 19:54:56 -0700 DV: "Join ME, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can *END* this destructive conflict, and bring *order* to the galaxy." LS: "I'll *never* join you!" DV [shrug]: "So be it." {VRAMP!} {Whack!} *** *** *** DV: "Come with me...it is the only way." LS [jumps] 'Now, if I can just make it through one of those holes down there and-' [SQUISH!] *** *** *** LS: "Leia! *Hear* me....Leia!" Operator: "I'm sorry. The line is disconnected or is no longer in serivce." [Beeeeeeep!] *** *** *** LS: "Leia!" PL: "We've got to go back. I know where Luke is!" Chewie and LC: "Yeah, sure. *You* go back. We're gettin' outa' here!" ________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 20:00:07 -0700 PL: "The cave is collapsing!" HS: "This is no cave." PL: "What?" [SCRUNCH!] ________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 20:02:52 -0700 Palpy: "Your hate has made you powerfull. Now...fullfill your destiny! And take your father's place at *my* side!" LS [thinks] [looks] [thinks]: "What the hell." {Whack!} [Vader-head falls down shaft...makes little blue expolsion...] __________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 20:10:31 -0700 [whhiiiiiiiiiizz] LS: "Well..there are two banthas down there, but I don't see any...waaaait a second. There's sandpeople allright, I can see one of them now." "OoooahOooaaaaaaa!" [Crack! Thud!] "Huuuooooaaaaa! Aou! Aou! Aou! Aou!" BK: "Damn, I'm too late." _________________________________________________________________________ From: c_opy_boy@hotmail.com Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 04:10:29 GMT (If Luke got his whining from his father): Tarkin: Execute her! Immediately! Vader: Ohhhh, I don't wanna! Luke: You've failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Emperor: You're right. YOu're free to go. Take my private shuttle. Fett: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth alot to me. Vader: The Empire will compensate you for any damages. And if you believe that, I've got a nice piece of ocean front property on Tatooine you can have, too. Vader: I want them alive. No disintegrations! Fett: Please? Vader: Oh alright, fine. Go ahead, I don't care. Luke: You've failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. And also...a Jedi Knight who says "Nee!" Emperor: No! Not a Jedi Knight who says "Nee!" Luke: Nee! Nee! _____________________________________________________________________________ From: "Hitman" Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 03:33:39 -0400 Luke cuts his cable while trying to cut a hole in the AT-AT and as he's laying there in pain from a broken back then he gets stepped by an AT-AT ___________________________________________________________________________ From: cwoolhouse@aol.comNospam (CWoolhouse) Date: 10 Oct 1998 12:37:00 GMT The AT-AT's are recalled mid-Hoth invasion due to faulty alternators. Han-"Don't worry, she'll hold together. Hear me baby, hold tog....." BOOM Ben Kenobi-"Run Luke, run" Luke- "No, aaargh" Ben Kenobi-"Use the force Luke" Luke-"Erm, I think I'll stick with this computer" Han Solo-"The rebels have been routed, they're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit" Imperial Officer-"Tough, we're staying in here" Stormtrooper-"There's one, set for stun" LASER BLAST Stormtrooper 2 -"Oh shit, did you say stun?" Luke-"Father, help me!" Darth-" Erm, nah" Yoda-"Judge me by my size do you?" Luke-"Yep. Are there any tall Jedi masters anywhere shortarse? __________________________________________________________________________ From: Jevon den Ridder Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 18:19:43 +0100 Where's Luke? He still hasn't gotten back yet Sir and the we're about to shut the doors. I'm sure he'll be Ok. ___________________________________________________________________________ From: "Jedi Bond" Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 19:01:17 -0700 Leia: Its luke, I know where he is ! Lando: You're dreaming Leia - get us out of here chewie ___________________________________________________________________________ From: Jevon den Ridder Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 18:19:43 +0100 Where's Luke? He still hasn't gotten back yet Sir and the we're about to shut the doors. I'm sure he'll be Ok. ___________________________________________________________________________ From: "Jeff" Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 21:07:52 -0500 Palpy: "I thought I told you to remain in the command ship." Vader: "But I wanna go to Tosche Station and pick up some power converters." ____________________________________________________________________________ From: Stephen G Bramley Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1998 09:54:39 +0100 Vader : Obi Wan never told you what happened to your Father. Luke : He told me enough, he told me YOU killed him. Vader : No, HE killed him, I`M your Mother ! ___________________________________________________________________________ From: c_opy_boy@hotmail.com Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 02:44:30 GMT In ROTJ: As the ships are about to jump into hyperspace for the Death Star attack: Ackbar: All ships go to hyperspace on my mark. Falcon: rakata-rakata-rakata Lando: They told me they fixed it! ___________________________________________________________________________ From: Timothy Jones Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1998 23:14:26 -0700 Obi Wan silently raises his lightsaber and closes his eyes, awaiting Vader's stroke that will propell him headlong into the force itself. As Vader lunges back for the swing, Kenobi suddenly brings his saber down, slicing Vader in two and squealing "Psych!" :> ___________________________________________________________________________ From: kentaro@Hawaii.Edu (Kentaro P Maeda) Date: 10 Oct 1998 00:51:43 GMT >Owen: Harvest is when I need you the most. Only one more season. >we'll make enough on the harvest so I'll be able to hire some more hands. >And then you can go to the Academy next year. >Luke: Well, ok then! Well, that's kind of the route they were gonna go on, but owen got 86'd and, well... It'd be more like: Ben: "No, wait Luke! It's too dangerous!" Luke: "Uncle Owen?! Aunt Beru?! Uncle Owen?!" Owen: "Yeah, here I am! Those stormtroopers were looking for those droids, but I showed 'em who's boss!" Luke: "Wow!" Owen: "Now get to work on those condensor units!" Luke: "Awww..." How bout: Luke: "But I was gonna go to Tosche station to pick up some power convertors!" Owen: "Ohhh all right. But be back by 9!" Luke: "Oh boy!" Luke trots off, R5 explodes, and Owen winds up picking up Gonk instead of R2. _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ From: Wedge Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 16:53:37 +0800 Subject: More weird thoughts How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb, and why? Go! ________________________________________________________________________ From: "Cheetah!" Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 02:06:49 -0700 [Palpatine] "An entire Legionne of my BEST troops!!" _____________________________________________________________________ From: kentaro@Hawaii.Edu (Kentaro P Maeda) Date: 9 Oct 1998 11:18:49 GMT i dunno, they'd all hit their heads on the ceilings wouldn't they? (as if that one wasn't easy enough... i'm so ashamed. but i foresee a flood of similar responses) "Look sir, bulbs!" _________________________________________________________________________ From: c_opy_boy@hotmail.com Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 14:16:50 GMT Doesn't matter. Stormtroopers can't hit anything anyways. Doesn't matter if it's a darkened room or not. ___________________________________________________________________________ From: "Jon Palk" Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 16:28:15 +0100 Cheetah! wrote in message <361DD229.1B65@breathless_drive.com>... > >[Palpatine] "An entire Legionne of my BEST troops!!" ...of which one to change to lightbulb, and the rest to protect him against any rogue teddybear attacks. ___________________________________________________________________________ From: itzfett@aol.com (Itz Fett) Date: 9 Oct 1998 19:18:06 GMT 2--1 to change to light bulb, the other to shoot him and take credit for it. ___________________________________________________________________________ From: Chris Hawkins Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 20:28:13 -0400 Hmmm..... 1 stormie hits helmet on the way in and breaks the lightbulb as he is knocked unconscious and hits the floor bulb. 1 stormie to get replacement bulbs. 1 stormie to aim poorly and break the bulb while putting it in. 1 stormie to pick up what's left and say "look sir, droids." 1 stormie platoon to escort Vader to lightbulb for an inspection after it is installed. Anyone wish to continue? ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 10:52:50 +0800 From: Wedge 1 Stormie to take the blame for it not being installed just right (choke!) 1 Stormie to carry away the body 1 Stormie to take out the bad bulb 1 Stormie to get a new one 1 Imperial Officer to tell the stormie they wanted an opaque bulb, not clear 251 Stormies to search for an opaque bulb 37 Stormies to shoot themselves/hit their heads in the process 1 21-B droid to sign the death certificates of the idiot Stormies 1 Stormie to find the right bulb Another to accidentally hit it in a firefight while missing everything else... We could go on :) __________________________________________________________________________ From: "Cheetah!" Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1998 20:18:19 -0700 Wedge wrote: > > Itz Fett wrote: > > > > >How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb, and why? > > > > > > > > > > 2--1 to change to light bulb, the other to shoot him and take credit for it. > > Wasn't that originally Romulans? :) Question: How many vulcan's does it take to change a light bulb? Answer1: Precisely 1.00000000000 Answer2: 2, I to get up & change the light bulb, and the other to ask "what's so funny?" _________________________________________________________________________ From: c_opy_boy@hotmail.com Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 03:41:49 GMT 1 squad to replace the ones that originally screwed up changing the lightbulb, cause Vader got pissed at them and killed them all. ____________________________________________________________________________ From: FilmJerk Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 02:39:33 -0700 One. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are that precise. __________________________________________________________________________ From: "Jedi Bond" Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 12:46:45 -0700 It takes 4: 1 to take the lightbulb off 1 to put the new one 1 to see if its working and 1 to get killed by vader after the dark lord notice that it is in the wrong room ___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ From: "Jedi Bond" Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 21:45:02 -0700 Subject: Weird thought of the day #2 Imagin Obi Wan Kanobi saying instead of "May the force be with you" - "Show me the money !" (Jerry McGuier) or imagin Leia instead of saying "Darth vader, only you could be so bold" - "Hellllllllooooo, Vader." (Seinfeild) or imagin Han Solo saying instead of "Han solo, captin of the millenium Falcon" - "The name is Solo. Han Solo" (James Bond saying "The name is Bond. James Bond.") _____________________________________________________________________________ From: c_opy_boy@hotmail.com Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 03:34:56 GMT Luke to Vader: Can I call you Dadoo? (From Animaniacs) Luke to The Emperor: I am a Jedi Knight who says "Nee!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Luke after Vader cuts his hand off: 'Tis but a scratch. (MPATHG again) How about in ANH when all the generals are sitting around discussing the Death Star: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because the Emperor gave an armored space station to you! ___________________________________________________________________________ From: cwoolhouse@aol.comNospam (CWoolhouse) Date: 12 Oct 1998 20:28:57 GMT Or instead of Chewbacca saying "Rawwrr",he says "I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!" (Austin Powers) Instead of Vader saying to Luke "Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son", he says "Let's blow shit up, it's more fun" (Nic Cage in Face Off) __________________________________________________________________________ Date: 13 Oct 1998 01:54:05 GMT From: neit289851@aol.comXIZOR (NEIT289851) >Or instead of Chewbacca saying "Rawwrr",he says "I shagged her rotten baby, >yeah!" (Austin Powers) That would be in either the beginning of ESB or at the very end of ANH, after the Yavin ceremony when he gets his "medal"... _____________________________________________________________________________ From: "Dangermouse" Date: 16 Oct 1998 17:05:48 GMT I'm just trying to imagine Threepio with his guilt-chip removed, a la Kryten... "Listen to them Artoo, they're dying, and it's all my fault! But hey, better them than us. I wonder if the Empire will pay up a reward?" Only Scots RASSMers will probably get this, but I can imagine Wedge, Palpy, Ozzel, Fett, and the other Scottishplayed characters chanting "Who's the Mason in the black?" whenever Vader appears. ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ From: Jevon den Ridder Subject: Re: Another weird thought Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1998 17:24:53 +0100 Well, goodbye your highnessness, I have some debts to pay at . Han leaves with Chewie in the Falcon. Dak! Dak! Wake up! I've got you, I... Squish. *hit hit hit hit hit* (Yoda hitting Artoo with a stick) Beep wurp Goddamnit you ugly green piece of shit! *pow* Let's go find Yoda. ______________________________________________________________________ From: Jevon den Ridder Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1998 17:28:58 +0100 *Luke is using the Force to target the little hole* *Darth Vader comes from behind* *Darth Vader shoots Luke* *Meanwhile Han is back on his way to Nar Shaddaa to marry Salla and live happily ever after* *They have four kids, who become mechanics in Shug's garage* _________________________________________________________________________ From: "Jedi Bond" Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1998 18:14:05 -0700 Luke: "He told me you killed him" Vader: "No, luke. I am your father" Luke: "Very funny, and Leia is my sister. Get out of here you black metel head." Leia: "I love you" Han: "Told ya'" Han: You think a guy like me and a princess like her.... Luke: No, though one day you will have 3 children on a house in coruscant. Luke: "He told me you killed him" Vader: "No, luke. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate." (though that doesn't count since I didn't invent that) __________________________________________________________________________ From: Faisal Moledina <01070412@3web.net> Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1998 21:28:29 -0600 Vader: What is thy bidding, my master? Emporer: I would like a cup of stim-tea, my friend. Han: General, I can't stay Rieeken: Good, I hated yer attitude anyway _______________________________________________________________________ From: Alistair McIntosh Date: Tue, 20 Oct 1998 15:42:23 +0100 Vader: What is thy bidding, my master? Emperor: First you must find me another shrubbery, one with two levels and a little path running down. Then you must cut down the mightiest tree on Endor...with....a herring!!!! Luke: Rogue group use your harpoons and tow cables, go for the legs, it may be our only hope!! Dak: Shit, I knew there was something else I was supposed to load Luke: R2 - Fire up the converters R2: I AM SMOKING A FAG!!! ___________________________________________________________________________ From: protowzrd@aol.com (Protowzrd) Date: 24 Oct 1998 16:24:32 GMT Yoda: "What, is your name?" Luke: "Luke Skywalker" Yoda: "What, is your quest?" Luke: "To become a Jedi" Yoda: "What, is your favorite color?" Luke: "Blue! No yelllloowww." _______________________________________________________________________