From: shl10@cornell.edu (Simon H. Lee)
Subject: Re: [Question] Is Dash Rendar cool?
Date: Thu, 19 Sep 96 14:48:07 GMT

	"Name the Face"
***Original writing credits to Martin W. Williams Jr.***

Tarkin:  Princess Leia, you don't know how hard I found it signing the
	 order to shave your legs.
Leia:    I'm surprised you had the courage to shave them yourself.
Tarkin:  Princess Leia, before your shaving I would like you to be a
	 guest at a ceremony that will make this razor operational.  No
	 face will dare oppose the shavers now.
Leia:    The more hairs you shave, the more faces will grow their hairs
	 thicker.
Tarkin:  Not after we demonstrate the full power of this razor.  In a
	 way, you have determined the choice of the face that'll be
	 shaved first.  Since you are reluctant to provide us with the
	 location of the hairy face, I have chosen to test this razor's
	 shaving power...on your father's face.
Leia:    No!  My father's hairs are too thick, his skin is sensitive you
	 can't possibly...
Tarkin:  You would prefer to name another face?  A hairy face?  Then
	 name the face!
Tarkin:  I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time. 
	 Where is the hairy face?
Leia:    ObiWan. It's on ObiWan.
Tarkin:  There.  You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable.  Continue
	 with the operation.  You may shave when ready.
Leia:    What?
Tarkin:  You're far too trusting.  Obiwan's hair is too thick to give an
	 effective shave.  But don't worry.  We will deal with your
	 hairy friends soon enough.
Leia:    No!
Controller: Commence primary lathering...