Subject: Star Wars (Spoilers)
Date: 2 Aug 1997 01:28:11 GMT
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000)

Reposted from rec.arts.laserdisc.misc, in a movie review post.
Subject: Re: Star Wars (Spoilers)
From: dude@hotmail.com (dude)
Date: Sat, 02 Aug 1997 00:57:10 GMT
If you han't seen it yet, you may want to skip this post, which is
choc-full-o'-spoilers. 


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The Screen is black. Then, they got that trumpet thing. Then, there's about
20-30 minutes of back story, all presented in yellow text fading off into space.
They ripped that one off, guys. Wow. 

Then they got this supposed "space ship", which is more like a navy battleship,
in a battle with a smaller ship, which looks like something outta 2001.
Then, they got these white robot guys, and thier leader, this Black robot guy
called Darth Vader. They shoot and kill all the good guy people and thier
robots, except 4 of them. One of em is this stupid golden robot who talks like
Paul Mcartney. His robot, from what I can tell, is called r2-2d or something.
It was hard to hear, because the whole movie is just explosions and guns anyway.
This is like the 20th guy he's killed today. Then, Luke ends up getting away and
blows up the DEATH STAR. Vader somehow gets away. This was the most non-realistic
movie ever. Especially this Han Solo guy, the'd have you believe talks to a 200
year old Wookie.  I mean, come on!