Date: 01 Feb 1999 01:27:00 GMT From: KateOfArk Subject: Anger leads to hate: Hate Leads to .... Chocolate. We have been having a ton of fun screwing up known Star Wars lines at my house. It all started with the bumper sticker thread that was such a hoot. And then we toyed with the "Pants" substitution until we suffered. But, then we got creative. My favorite, "Wedgie, Pull UP!" Y'all are way too funny. Gawd, I love this newsgroup! -- Kate ________________________________________________________________________ Date: 1 Feb 1999 03:38:52 GMT From: CandyFish "I have a plaid feeling about this..." ________________________________________________________________________ Date: 1 Feb 1999 04:14:00 GMT From: JediEMT Use the Harpoons on their shorts ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 21:45:54 -0800 From: Çheetah! <Çheetah!@alt.crossover> "If you want, I'll have my technicians checker out the Falcon's hyperdrive..." ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 21:50:32 -0800 From: Çheetah! <Çheetah!@alt.crossover> Perhaps you'd rather be back in your dress, your Highness! ________________________________________________________________________ Date: 1 Feb 1999 07:14:22 GMT From: Stoney4429 I still love whoever posted "You don't need to see my identification. These aren't the drugs your looking for" ________________________________________________________________________ Date: 1 Feb 1999 21:21:08 GMT From: JediEMT Wear your shorts, Luke ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Mon, 1 Feb 1999 18:40:06 -0500 (EST) From: Lando Calrissian The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of divorce. ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Tue, 2 Feb 1999 02:27:50 +0100 From: Truls Rogstad Leia to Luke - "Aren't your the little shorts for a stormtrooper?" Han to barkeeper - "Sorry about the dress" Yoda to Anakin - "Much fur on you" Han in Space Slug - "Jockstraps. They attach to the hull and chew on the cable." And the hair gags: Mon Mothma in briefing room - "Many bothans dyed to bring us this information" Ben to Luke - "Your father's lightshaver, he wanted you to have this when you were old enough" Ben to Han - "That's no moon, it's a space statement" Han to Chewie - "17.000!! Those guys must be desperate. This could really shave our necks" Han to Ben - "What?? You've never heard of the Millenium Fashion? It's the snip that made the Kessel Round in less than three scissors" ________________________________________________________________________ Date: 1 Feb 1999 20:20:13 -0600 From: Amy 'Amara' Pronovost We count thirty rebel ships, lordvader, but our men are so pissed they couldn't hit a bull's butt with a bass fiddle. ;) ________________________________________________________________________ Date: 2 Feb 1999 05:01:30 GMT From: CandyFish "No time to discuss this in Quiana!" ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 01:44:53 -0800 From: Çheetah! <Çheetah!@alt.crossover> "You do have a way with peepholes, don't you?" ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 01:52:13 -0800 From: Çheetah! <Çheetah!@alt.crossover> "Join me, and we'll wear the shorts as Father & Son..." ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 07:44:59 -0800 From: Çheetah! <Çheetah!@alt.crossover> Never underestimate the power of the fart... ________________________________________________________________________ Date: 2 Feb 1999 21:39:26 GMT From: KR2SAIMLOC "Watch your step, this place can be pretty rough." "I'm ready for anything." "Yeah, well, say 'Hi' to that table for me, later. And try not to eat it, tough guy." ________________________________________________________________________ Date: Wed, 03 Feb 1999 02:43:44 -0800 From: Çheetah! <Çheetah!@alt.crossover> Leia: "Grand Moff Tarkin... I expected to find you holding Vader's shorts.. I recognized their foul stench as I was brought on board.." Han: "Ancient Weapons & Hokey Religions are no match for a good blaster in your shorts!" Yoda: "Size matters not.. judge me by the size of my shorts - do you? and well you shouldn't! with the Force as my ally my shorts are powerful..." Leia: "Into the panties, flyboy!" Han to Chewie: "I don't care what you smell, get in there you big oaf!" Mon Mothma: "Many Bothan's died, while sniffing my shorts..." Ben: "the Jundland wastes are no place to be wandering around in your jockstrap..." Ben: "That's no moon.." "THIS is a moon!" Han: "Chewie here tells me you are in need of some shorts.." Ben: "Perhaps... it depends on if they are CLEAN shorts..." Luke: "10,000!?! We could almost by our own shorts for that!" Han: "Yea, but who's gonna put `em on? You?" Luke: "Yea, me.. I happen to look pretty good in `em myself.. we don't have to put up with.." Ben: "We'll pay you 2,000 now, and 15,000 when we get them fitted.." Han: "17,000 - huh? Who's the lucky wearer?" Ben: "Just me, the boy, those 2 droids - and NO questions asked!" Han: "Must be *some* orgy you're going to.." Ben: "Let's just say that we hope to avoid any Imperials getting entangled in them.." Han: "Well, that's the trick, isn't it? Well old man, it looks like you've purchased yourself some underwear.. be ready to take *those* off in two hours, meet me at docking bay #94 and we'll get busy.."