Subject: Re: Swearing Star Wars Style Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 00:30:23 +0100 From: pantlord >>Yea. People in the SW universe consider nerf steaks a delicacy and they talk< >>about nerf the way we talk about beef, so I'm assuming it would be the< >>equivalent of a cow< > >Nerf. It's what's for dinner. Sequel Movie Idea: leia has a dicky tummy and camps out in the toilet for a few days. At first it's thought she's pregnant again; but the 'heroes' hear word that there's a galaxy-wide outbreak of Mad Nerf disease... Lando and a gay Ugnaught called 'Ralph' head off to scour the galaxy for a cure.. or at the very least a cork.. while Luke spends the entire film trying to train Leia to use the force to rid her body of the Nerf offal and has a 20 minute monologue on the virtues of vegetarianism. Then he announces he's become a vegan. Enter Obi-two Broccoli (played by Paul McCartney), a Jedi Master organically grown by The Spirit of Yoda in a small pot. Luke announces that he must leave to search the galaxy for some nice carrots for a vegan stew he found the recipe for on the walls of Massassi Temple. Obi-wan broccoli is to take his place at Leia's side for the time being. Meanwhile, Han has become convinced that his wife's predicament is down to poisoning: he suspects that one of the kids dropped a laxative into leia's pot noodle after she refused to let them cut R2 open to play with the 'little man' they claimed was inside... Will lando and Ralph locate a cure for Leia's illness? Will Luke find his carrots and return to save the day at the last minute? Will Han discover the Brooklax stockpile under Jacen's bed? And what IS that strange smell that is detectable when Obi-two Broccoli enters the room? none of this, and less, in Star Wars: Episode VII: The Vindaloo Strikes Back. le mOok