Date: Sun, 21 Feb 1999 18:02:57 -0500 From: Sean Walsh aka slw67 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc, alt.fan.starwars Subject: [HUMOR] And now a word from Mastercard... Extensive Jedi training: 150 credits per session. A fine bottle of Corellian red wine: 75 credits. Skimpy metal bikini: 200 credits. Finding out the girl you're head-over-heels in love with is really your long-lost twin sister: priceless. There are some things money can't buy For everything else, there's Mastercard. *** And we're clear! Nice job, Darth. Heh heh heh...no problem, Mitch. I've been waiting *years* for that. Gah ha ha...! __________________________________________________________________________ Date: 22 Feb 1999 14:29:32 -0800 From: Rimrunner Subject: Re: [HUMOR] And now a word from Mastercard... Great thread! Used but functional astromech unit: 1500 credits. Passage to Alderaan via chartered courier: 10,000 credits. Saving the galaxy after Alderaan was destroyed using blueprints stored in the astromech unit: Priceless. Etc. Rimrunner heh, this is fun _____________________________________________________________________________ Date: Sun, 21 Feb 1999 19:07:21 -0800 From: Çheetah! <Çheetah@alt.crossover> Subject: [HUMOR] And now MO' words fo' MassahCard... (Mace Windu voice-over) Extensive booty-time with some Anchorhead Ho's: 20 credits fo' an hour.. A fine `ole bottle `o Thunderbird: .005 credits fo' a night.. BadAss MothaFuckin' Pimp Robe & matchin' switch-lightsaber: 5K credits.. There are things that money can't buy, for everything else there's kickin' the MothaFucka's ass, Stealin' his wallet & cuttin' his nuts off! When you be done: THERE'S the MassahCard! Now slap that honky trash & get yo' butt uptown! (MassahCard: ...Some Honky whitebread..) _____________________________________________________________________________ Date: Thu, 25 Feb 1999 12:54:37 -0500 From: Sean Walsh aka slw67 Subject: [HUMOR] And now ANOTHER word from Mastercard... Mandalorian armor: 500 credits. On sale. At Ames. Go figure. Mitrinomon Z-6 jet pack: 1250 credits. Wookiee scalps: 3 for 20 credits. Again...Ames. Watching Boba Fett's girly-screaming ass crash into the side of a sail barge and then roll down into the Sarlacc Pit's hungry gut: priceless. There are some things money can't buy For everything else, there's Mastercard.