Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars From: keith lawler Date: 1998/02/02 Nice idea. Funny. Now how about putting Yoda in other films and TV shows. Casablanca : gin joints of all, towns of all world, to step into mine you had. Gone with the Wind : My dear, frankly, a damn I don't give. Dirty Harry : Punk, lucky do you feel? The Muppet Show: Muppet show it is. With Special guest star very. _______________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars From: jwatkins@mail.telis.org (Dannik Jerriko) Date: 1998/02/04 In article <34D70DA1.26F7@abdn.ac.uk>, u01adkm@abdn.ac.uk wrote: > Resevoir Dogs: Torture you? Good idea that is. That one I like. > > Pulp Fiction: Fucking pricks, move any one of you, and blow your > mother-fucking heads off I will. > > Aliens: Bitch, get away from her you will. > > Flash Gordon: Flash, love you I do, but to save earth only fourteen > hours we have. Hamlet: Do, or do not... There is no try! Romeo & Juliet: The east it is, it is Juliet the sun.. Hee Hee!! ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars From: keith lawler Date: 1998/02/05 Diarmadh'reia wrote: > > How about this Hamlet: > Be or not be. There is no question! > -Diarmadh'reia Richard III: Winter of our discontent, it is. Son of York, made glorious summer he has. Yes, hmmmm? The Bible: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Jedi way that is not. Terminator: Be back, I will ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: Thu, 05 Feb 1998 18:38:46 -0500 From: Adam Kohen Diarmadh'reia wrote: > > How about this Hamlet: > Be or not be. There is no question! Be. Or be not. That the question is. More... Batman: By the pale moonlight danced with the Devil have you? Total Recall: Blow this place up I will, and in time for cornflakes at home will I be. Braveheart: Take our lives they may, but our freedom they will take not! Apollo 13: Houston, a problem we have. The Princess Bride: The wine in front of you I can clearly choose not. OR Inigo Montoya my name is. My father you killed. Dead prepare to be. The Usual Suspects: The greatest trick, the world he convinced that exist he did not, pulled the Devil. Silence of the Lambs: Ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti I did. Forrest Gump: Like a box of chocolates life is. Indy and the Last Crusade: Told you I did...Junior call me not! ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars From: The Kid Date: 1998/02/06 Hamlet: Poor Yorrick, alas, knew him did I, Horatio The Bible: The Force, the force, why have you foreshortened me? McDonalds: Dough, or Donut, there is no fry. ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars From: fakeaddress@nowhere.net (s1620) Date: 1998/02/06 >Blues Brothers: A 90- minute drive is Chicago from here... be there in 60 >I will!! > >Jesse Watkins- Gibbs Or also: On a mission from God, I am. ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars From: kentaro@Hawaii.Edu (Kentaro P Maeda) Date: 1998/02/06 sergio leone's dollars trilogy! "when shoot you must, shoot. do not talk" "when a man with a blaster meets a man with a lightsaber, dead is the man with the blaster, yes, mmmm" "what is this? goes in a bastard does, and comes out, does another?!" "$200,000.. a lot of money, it is. and earn it, we must" "two kinds of people in this universe there are: those who do, and those who do not. there is no try" "when paid am i, always follow through on the job, i do." "blondie! know what you are, do you? a stinking son of a--" ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: 10 Feb 1998 13:44:05 GMT From: jdc@powerup.com.au (John Cox) Be frank I must, A damn I do not give. - Gone with the wind Sam, again you must play. - Casablanca Place like home not there be. - Wizard of OZ ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 23:46:23 GMT From: CardSafe@unix.asb.com (Rich Handley) "Long you will live, prosper shall you, hmmm?" --Leonard "Yoda" Nimoy, Star Trek "Back I will be" --Arnold "Yoda" Schwarzenaeger, any movie "Off get your paws, stinking are they! Damn dirty are you apes!" --Charlton "Yoda" Heston, Planet of the Apes "From the Cylon Tyrany do they flee! To Earth, goes the rag-tag fleet!" --Lorne "Yoda" Green, Battlestar Galactica "How disingenuous are you! How telling, it is! Of the armchair are you the emperor! Dictate to me, you shall not!" --James Y. King ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 18:36:18 -0600 From: Jedi Tech "Will Robinson, danger there is!" That Robot "Yoda" on Lost in Space ________________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 16:25:55 -0800 From: keith lawler Rich Handley wrote: > > "Long you will live, prosper shall you, hmmm?" > --Leonard "Yoda" Nimoy, Star Trek Bones, Star Trek: Jim, Dead is he. Chekov, Star Trek: Nuclear wessels, tell me da way you could Uhura, Star Trek: Captain frequencies hailing open. Kirk, Star Trek: Beam me up, you will, Scotty, hmm? Scotty, Star Trek: Give her any more, I do, blow she will Picard, TNG: So, make it. Locutus of Borg, I am. From this day forward, service us, you will. Data, TNG: Programmed in multiple techniques, I am. Show you I will. Hmm? Riker, TNG: All hands, for impact you will brace. Troi, TNG: Bad feeling, I have. Worf, TNG: Any other man, were you. Kill you were you stand, I would. The Doctor, VOY: A doctor not Yoda, I am. ______________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 01:55:15 GMT From: oblio@death-star.com (oblio-1) CRISCHUN AM I... SUK YOU DOO --ChUcKy ______________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 18:24:15 GMT From: cxs503@psu.edu Only one in the end, will there be. Yes... ---Yoda MacLeod, The Highlander ______________________________________________________________________________ Subject: Re: [HUMOR] Yoda writes Star Wars Date: Sat, 14 Feb 1998 08:58:12 -0800 From: keith lawler